Hang on to your bootstraps
The weather's coming and she's a doozy.
For all of us in the brisk North (as opposed to those crumb-bums in the warm South) the storm's a brewin'...
don't open an umbrella for fear you'll fly away like Mary Poppins, don't fart outside for fear the wind'll send the odor right backatchoo, and fer cryin' out loud - don't pee in the alleyway - it'll turn into instant ice and creep its icicly way up inside you.
It's time for hot chocolates, fireplaces and men with alot of energy to keep you warm. So get to it ladies!
As for me, I'll be driving to Ottawa tonight in order to avoid the 35-45CM OF SNOW.
As OOTG's says "holy mary, jesus and joseph, Balki"
For those of you who live in warmer climate, I leave you with this