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Monday, December 12, 2005
  Vomit By Ms.Ms. and Hickteeth (Circa 1992)
This comes from an actual list.

Barf
Puke
Spew
Hurl
Speel
Upchuck
Blow Chunks
Disgorge
Ebb
Leggo your Eggo
Spew Burrito Chunks
Violent Burp
Yawn in Technicolour
Throw Up
Honk
Yak
Digestion in Reverse (Reverse Digestion)
Spontaneously Painting the Ground
Regurgitate
Saying "Hello" to Your Breakfast
Clearing Your Stomach
Reverse Static Cling
Taking Lunch for a Walk
Bombs Away!
Bring Up
Cack
Retch
Expel
Eject
Holler New York
Sauce
Slack Dip of the Lip
Lip Gloss
Lip Chunk
Blow One's Lunch
Look Out Below!
Up Close & Personal with Your Gastric Juices
Neverending Hork/Phlegm
Chunky Salsa
Nark (from Rod & Kris)
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Enthusiastically Breathe
"Now You Don't See Me... Now You Do!"
Toss Your Cookies
Talking to Ralph on the Big White Phone
Driving the Porcelain Bus
Mouth Crap/ Oral Crap
Food Rejection
Praying to the Porcelain G-d
Heave-Ho
Surprizing John (as in toilet) ("ooh, is this for me?")
Motion Sickness/ Sickness in Motion
A Really Big Wad of Chunky Spit
"I Should Have Had a V8!"
The High Tide of the Throat

Again, we truly outdid ourselves with Grossitude
 
Comments:
I was JUST telling Cuddles about this list!!!
I love that you found all this stuff.

And I love that saying "hello" to your breakfast is a euphamism for puking!
 
"a really big wad of chunky spit"
Gross!
"I can't believe it's not butter"
Hilarious!
"Violent Burp"
2 thumbs up!
"Now you don't see me.. now you do"
Fun for the whole family!
 
as usual, you have out done yourselves. what next? what next?
personal favorites:
a really big wad of chunky spit. totally completely disgustingly perfect!
and:
i should have had a V8...??? OMG were you high while thinking these up?
thank you whole heartedly for the amusement. perhaps NOW my life is complete.
 
What? I thought OOTG was already dead after my "process" blog.
sheesh! what a liar!
 
well i wasn't "dead", i was just "complete". now i am completer.
 
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