Thursday, December 15, 2005
Hang on to your bootstraps
The weather's coming and she's a doozy.
For all of us in the brisk North (as opposed to those crumb-bums in the warm South) the storm's a brewin'...
don't open an umbrella for fear you'll fly away like Mary Poppins, don't fart outside for fear the wind'll send the odor right backatchoo, and fer cryin' out loud - don't pee in the alleyway - it'll turn into instant ice and creep its icicly way up inside you.
It's time for hot chocolates, fireplaces and men with alot of energy to keep you warm. So get to it ladies!
As for me, I'll be driving to Ottawa tonight in order to avoid the 35-45CM OF SNOW.
As OOTG's says "holy mary, jesus and joseph, Balki"
For those of you who live in warmer climate, I leave you with this
Hick Teeth
¶ 4:08 PM 
For all of us in the brisk North (as opposed to those crumb-bums in the warm South) the storm's a brewin'...
don't open an umbrella for fear you'll fly away like Mary Poppins, don't fart outside for fear the wind'll send the odor right backatchoo, and fer cryin' out loud - don't pee in the alleyway - it'll turn into instant ice and creep its icicly way up inside you.
It's time for hot chocolates, fireplaces and men with alot of energy to keep you warm. So get to it ladies!
As for me, I'll be driving to Ottawa tonight in order to avoid the 35-45CM OF SNOW.
As OOTG's says "holy mary, jesus and joseph, Balki"
For those of you who live in warmer climate, I leave you with this
Hick Teeth
¶ 4:08 PM
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seeing as i am the only one currently in this city of supreme snow, i will tell you this: what is actually going here makes that picture look like a heat wave in july. really, im serious. i can't even see my car in the driveway. i went outside and the snow on my steps (this is snow that has been undisturbed) is up to my kness. no joke! there is no room on my street to park, and any cars unlucky enough to not be in a driveway look like they are bumps on the snowbanks, they have completely disappeared! the c said: i have never seen snow like this in my life! hello! welcome to montreal! let's don out snowsuits and get out and play!
Wow, comments and postings on this blog are as bleak as the photo with this blog.
And no,, it never gets old. Esp. because you read the words in your head and "kness" sounds funny - like Loch Kness...
And no,, it never gets old. Esp. because you read the words in your head and "kness" sounds funny - like Loch Kness...
i am personally a fan of OOTG's kness. And other people's knesses.
and i am glad to be living in a warmer climate where the snow is only anquell high.
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and i am glad to be living in a warmer climate where the snow is only anquell high.
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