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Tuesday, November 08, 2005
  Grosser than Gross
If the Mirror gets Savage Love and you have read this, I can delete the post. Thought you could use a little laugh and some grossitating gross-out! Enjuie!

I have a co-worker who appears to have some type of padding in his trousers. Not in the front, so as to make his penis look larger, but all around – front, back, sides. Some days he comes to work appearing slim and trim, but on random days he comes in wearing much larger slacks, which appear to be "stuffed" with something. It is obvious to everyone at the office. The padding doesn't appear to be an adult undergarment. Recent improvements have made those much more difficult to detect. The stuffing/padding is bulkier than a Depend. Over time (several years) the padding has gone up and down in size. There are female co-workers who have complained that he tends to try and rub against them when he's wearing his padded/stuffed trousers. I know that many adults enjoy wearing diapers, but I'm wondering whether you know of any other fetish that involves stuffing or padding trousers.
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He's wearing diapers under his trousers, NAPPY, without a doubt. The varying degrees of bulk, or stuffedness, that you've noticed is most likely the result of his wearing different types of diapers. A Depend may be more discreet, but no ambitious diaper fetishist is going to be satisfied wearing only a Depend day after day. Some days he may not wear diapers, some days he may wear something discreet like a Depend and some days he apparently comes to work in bulkier diapers. There's also the disturbing possibility that on some days his diapers are empty and other times they're full.

Oh, and speaking of disturbing: Folks who were upset to learn in a recent instalment of Savage Love that some people like to "leave behind" erotically charged ephemera for others to stumble across – like, say, the guy who leaves a smidge of his come on his friends' toothbrushes – might want to skip the rest of this response. It seems that a man in Dallas, Texas, was arrested for… for sprinkling – oh, Christ, I can't bring myself to type what comes next, so I'll just copy and paste from the Team 4 News report:
"A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries. Forty-nine-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store. Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed. He would dry it [and] grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said."

It's the bit about the cheese grater that lifts this story out of the horror camp and plops it down in the mind-numbingly-horrifying-puking-nightmare camp. Will any one us ever be able to shake the mental image of the culprit sitting in his apartment contentedly grating his dried crap? And, more importantly, will any one of us ever eat from a self-serve pastry case ever again?
now THIS is the kind of post our blog has been yearning for! thank you so much for obliging us, ms., THANK YOU! there are so many comments that are swirling around in my head, i don't even know where to start. i may just vomit all over my keyboard, oh lordy me!
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