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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
  The Loneliness of Another's
Ok you little Miss "afternoon romp with a man with whom I share a bed" thanks for the rubbing of the love of the heavenly nap in my face. Let me describe to you, and y'all, my sleep experience. Very comfortable bed, yes. I love the city light cast through my horizontal blinds and the hum of the downtown traffic at night. I am just settling down to sleep alone, thinking: "Jeez, some sex would be nice one of these days" when WHAM! I am pounded on by a cat, attacking my feet whenever they twitch a half-millimetre. Then finally, cat settles down on my pillow. KABOOM!! One cat is attacked by another and there is meowling, wrestling, clawing, and hissing beside me. That fades to a low growl. In the morning I am woken up to my right (not left, always right) arm being mauled by little cat's extra-sharp claws (you should see my scarred and mutilated arm). When I tuck myself completely under the warm soft sheets to escape, all I can hear is "meow. Meow. MEOW. MEEEEOOOOOWWWRRRRR" cause someone is going cuckoo for catfood.

thanks for the laugh.
maybe the men are scared off by the cat?

and yes, i have considered that possibility
Ms.M..I totally get where you are coming from. We live the same life i tell ya. THE SAME LIFE.
tI can happily admit that I am done with my crazy cat days... I don't think I need to get into it here - I think you all know about it already.

But in case you don't...

reminder : cat who wakes me up in the middle of the night by biting his own, tail, wailing out in pain from said bite and then dragging bleeding tail around the apartment (I cleaned blood off the walls when I left!)

Thank beJEEZus that's over!
ms. m,
i am the queen of typos, have you not been made aware? i FORGOT the "s" on cat"s". don't go getting all bent out of shape.
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The midnight bandit
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