They also call you Cleaness Anus. Damn! I've used that A-word again! Holy Defecating Stool! What was I thinking? I am the biggest, dirtest, ass-wiping, stool-gathering, excrement-sucking, fudge-packing, rectal-penetrating, shit-disturbing, poo fanatic!! I hope you will forgive me!
i believe it's for cleansing the "frontside" of the woman, especially at "dirtier" times of the month. this girl who lives with a european, who lived in a house with not one, but TWO bidets, has not endorsed the "man-use" of the bidet, other than to wash his feet upon returning from the beach. ms. m-you repulse and amuse me all at once. i rebaptize you "her fecalness".