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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
  Bidet
Also, I want to discuss the bidet. What's everyone's take on it (speaking of anus')? Why are the europeans so obsessed? What exactly are they for?
And...discuss.
-Tali
 
Comments:
In the words of Crocodile Dundee "it's for washing your backside!"

I'd love a bidet - washing my backside is my favorite hobby. That's why they call me Scrubby Bummy.
 
They also call you Cleaness Anus. Damn! I've used that A-word again! Holy Defecating Stool! What was I thinking? I am the biggest, dirtest, ass-wiping, stool-gathering, excrement-sucking, fudge-packing, rectal-penetrating, shit-disturbing, poo fanatic!! I hope you will forgive me!
 
You forgot fecal-loving, ass-barfing and expert excretist.

And you are fogiven my little cheek squeezer!
 
i believe it's for cleansing the "frontside" of the woman, especially at "dirtier" times of the month. this girl who lives with a european, who lived in a house with not one, but TWO bidets, has not endorsed the "man-use" of the bidet, other than to wash his feet upon returning from the beach.
ms. m-you repulse and amuse me all at once. i rebaptize you "her fecalness".
 
honoured to be Her Royal Fecalness
 
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