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Monday, July 31, 2006
  Someone I met who asked me to post this...


Hello,

My name is Jerry, and as you can see, I am a recent College Grad. I received my Diploma in Applied Socio-Economic Statistics from www.customdegrees.com in just 30 days. Yes, I finished College in just one month. As you can tell, I am of a higher-intelligence bracket than most.
I have found your site quite sparkly and thought I’d introduce myself. I am on the market for a lady-friend and in hopes that any one of you lovely women might have an interest, I post my picture for your pleasures.
Please feel free to write me back, to jerry.bladderfull@jean-guy-stache.ca

Jerry

N.B., I am not attached to the facial hair (though my neighbour and mother say it looks distinguished), and would shave off my moustache if any of you would like.
 
Comments:
OMG!! Forget "Spoke", I want this guy instead!!

I am going to email him right now to let him know that after I see a picture without the jean-guy-stache, we'll talk.
 
speachless. absolutely speechless!
 
speech back now that i'm done laughing hysterically! And have wiped the tears from my eyes.

Where do you come up with this stuff?! If there were the best post for 2006 award, you would get my vote. Granted the year is still only 7/12's done and there is still time for you or another to top it. But man. That's good blog stuff!
 
how do you change your name so much Shenni?

Is there a way?

Teach me about blogging!

BTW Ms Ms I have forwarded your note to Jerry and he will shave and get back to you.
 
LOL THAT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!
 
thanks hickteeth. i look forward to meeting "jerry".

to change your name, don't sign in, just choose "other", then you can call yourself whatever you want and not sign in
 
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