Heavy Metal Singles Party So the Girls and I are at it again, and have invited well over 300 people to our next singles party on the roof. You know about my blog freak-attacks, so occasionally I google key words to see if my blog comes up. I'm glad I did, because I stumbled upon my party invite posted on a chat group.

A HEAVY METAL CHAT GROUP.

These long-haired, tattooed, "I can swallow more knives than you" lads were discussing whether or not to support their single pal and attend the event.

I post for you: their comments. I wonder if I will meet these headbangers?

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Papa Smurf
Metal Guru
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:36 pm Post subject: Singles event.....Should I go?

Last year I read In the paper about a bunch of women in Toronto who got toghter and threw a singles party, these women call themselves Girls On The Roof. I get notices of their events and they have one coming up on Thurs, June 29. That's the beginning of my vacation and was thinking it would be fun. Only problem is I am quite shy and quiet, and not very socially outgoing on my own. I'm much more comfortable In groups i know. I defiantly want to just trying to convince myself to go.

If anyone out there is single in TO and looking to meet somebody here is the info.

No I'm not trying to Spam the board, just passing along some info to help out my fellow single metal heads.

(he posts the invitation)
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ChaoticTate
Sounds like PUR Supper Club is hosting a sausage party...and charging a cover fee for it.

I know that a free pole dancing lesson is always a big draw for the ladies.
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hackphotography

that club is one of those uber-pretentious "look at my gucci bag" places.

unless you plan to bag some plastic wanna be Mariah Carey chicks, i'd stay away
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Papa Smurf
Metal Guru

Now I'm thinking perhaps this is not such a great idea
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New Machine
Metal Guru

I don't know about you, but personally, I find Mariah Carey attractive, so that wouldn't be a problem for me.

Depends on what you want bro - treat it like a night out in any case, whether you're looking for an actual relationship or a one-night stand.

Personally though, an event that's geared toward eventually making dates, if you're not going to make moves and ask a chick out at least, there's no point in going if you're only going to stand in a corner.
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Megafucker
Metal Guru

What have you got to lose? At the very least it will be a new experience for you and at the very best you might meet someone. As a bonus it will give you something to post of the braveboard afterwards. At $5 where the hell can you go for a night out that cheaply?

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Torture667
Metal Guru

You are negative!

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EYEBLISTER
Metal Guru

Whatever dude!

You and all the poor me I'm single guys need to hit this event.
Just dont wear a band shirt, and make sure you shave.

Hey newmachine! we have got to go to this! it'd be a great laugh! and we'd be providing moral support for the smurf while picking off the hotties LOL.
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New Machine
Metal Guru

I would definitely consider going as moral support for Dave, and certainly to have some fun, but to be honest I would prefer a non-singles event.

If I meet someone or want to go out with someone, I usually don't like it pre-planned. I don't know, singles events kind of take the excitement of the surprise of meeting someone away.
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EYEBLISTER
Metal Guru

Well I've never been to one of these things, lets go for Dave, and of course for our own entertainment aswell. Fuck if it sucks that bad we can all head to somewhere else.
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New Machine
Metal Guru

I don't see anything wrong with going, and thankfully it ends at 11 PM, because I have to work that night, so if Dave is up for it, I'll go
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Papa Smurf
Metal Guru

I was pertty much gonna pass, BUT, if you and others wanna join in and go....I'm game.
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Medusa
Metal Guru

You should all just go for the hell of it.

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The downward spiral never ends
When driven into sin
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Shreddy
Metal Guru

It sucks when I was single there wasnt any well organized singles events. If I wanted to pick up women I'd have to hit the clubs so I could not pickup anyone because I would hate that infernal racket thats being played in them.

Now there is speed dating, dating cruises, kickball leagues, and all other kinds of cool singles events.

I think I could do well with speed dating, it just seems like it would be fun.
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toxicmosh
Metal Guru

Go for it  Ms. M ¶ 3:35 PM