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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
  things overheard on the streets of NY
In the direction of Hickasnaurus's last posting I would like to start my own segment. Walking down the streets you catch tidbits of conversations. This is what I heard this afternoon.

Girl 1: "It's okay, the doctor said it should be about three months"
Girl 2: "Oh well that not that bad, thats what, like 6 weeks"

I didn't get a good look, but I don't think they were blonde!
 
Comments:
oy!

Ok, overheard at the Hick-Cuddles household continued :

Cuddles : Buuuuuurrrrrrrrr---rrrrrrrppppppp
Cuddles : Hick! That's disGUSting!

followed by :

*sound of thunder*
Hick : Cuddles! excuse you!
Cuddles : I'm a ventrilo-fartist!
 
does cuddles know you are sharing these romantic intimate moments with the rest of us?
 
ummm, no.
That's why it's OUR five Cents and not Cuddles' five cents - so y'all better shut your fat yappers about it!

And I mean that, he doesn't like it when I "divulge" too much.

Oh, and BTW - he had a 45 inch penis.
And 2 birthmarks on his ass.
 
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