Monday, June 19, 2006
On Not Being Funny Anymore
*sigh*
I am in such a fuckin' mood its unreal. If you don't believe me, go see the "what to wear" blog and check out my ranty-comment.
I feel un-appealing, un-motivated and most definitely un-funny.
On commenting about this non-funnyness last night (in joke form at dinner at my aunt's) Cuddles decided to take this up with me in bed as we were falling asleep.
"why don't you think you are as funny as before?"
"I dunno - maybe I'm too busy to be funny"
"but that's what made me so crazy about you - the way you made me laugh" (notice the past tense - I did)
Is this supposed to fucking HELP the situation? Man I wanted to wring his neck. Instead I told him that he better just dump me now, as it is all down hill from here.
Sorry, this post is not funny. It just isn't. Hick Teeth ¶ 1:47 PM
I am in such a fuckin' mood its unreal. If you don't believe me, go see the "what to wear" blog and check out my ranty-comment.
I feel un-appealing, un-motivated and most definitely un-funny.
On commenting about this non-funnyness last night (in joke form at dinner at my aunt's) Cuddles decided to take this up with me in bed as we were falling asleep.
"why don't you think you are as funny as before?"
"I dunno - maybe I'm too busy to be funny"
"but that's what made me so crazy about you - the way you made me laugh" (notice the past tense - I did)
Is this supposed to fucking HELP the situation? Man I wanted to wring his neck. Instead I told him that he better just dump me now, as it is all down hill from here.
Sorry, this post is not funny. It just isn't. Hick Teeth ¶ 1:47 PM
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Hmm. Hickteeth, you are right. I think you need a laughothon that only your our five cents girls can provide. Lucky for you, i will be in montreal to assist with that in just under 2 weeks.
maybe we need a project... board game has been done... chalking someone's driveway--- nope, done.... making hilarious home videos-- oops, that's overdone.
maybe you/we are not funny anymore cause we were just TOO DAMN FUNNY as kids?!?!?!?!
maybe we need a project... board game has been done... chalking someone's driveway--- nope, done.... making hilarious home videos-- oops, that's overdone.
maybe you/we are not funny anymore cause we were just TOO DAMN FUNNY as kids?!?!?!?!
I couldn't hep it!
Between you and me (whistle-point a la Kids in the Hall) I think he struck a nerve. I've been feeling exactly how he described - just boring. But it made me mad when someone pointed that out I was like : who the hell are you to point that out? Eh, Random-blog-commenter? How the Hell was I supposed to know he was a clothes designer? ok so he's not - EXACTLY.
Between you and me (whistle-point a la Kids in the Hall) I think he struck a nerve. I've been feeling exactly how he described - just boring. But it made me mad when someone pointed that out I was like : who the hell are you to point that out? Eh, Random-blog-commenter? How the Hell was I supposed to know he was a clothes designer? ok so he's not - EXACTLY.
wow, i read the other rant first. you are in a bad mood! I tell you what cheers me up when in a bad mood. Liquor. Alchohol. Nothing like crackin' open a bottle of bubbly on a hot Monday afternoon and getting drunk off your ass by yourself.
YOu are just in a funk. YOu are still one of the funniest people I know (funny kids just get funnnier with age) and you are not boring! YOu are quirky and pretty and nice and happy and silly and funny and we love you)
btw. who is rockenpooper?
why is he on our blog?
YOu are just in a funk. YOu are still one of the funniest people I know (funny kids just get funnnier with age) and you are not boring! YOu are quirky and pretty and nice and happy and silly and funny and we love you)
btw. who is rockenpooper?
why is he on our blog?
ha.
well it's the next day now, so i hope yer outta da funk kiddo.
you know what i'll have to say about this. you are just looking for external reinforcemnt from your friends. so i will play right into your hand. you are one of the funniest people i know. you are even funnier when in the company of me and/or others who are writers on this blog, and the one you name cuddles. my friend, you can't be funny every day. it's not possible. every second day-sure. five out of seven days-sometimes. but not everyday. no siree bob.
as for the comment on cuddles in this post, allow me to say this about men. they state the obvious. they do not know how to empathize. they tell the truth way to easily, and don't know how to put a positive spin on things so as to make their woman "feel better". maybe cuddles should have said something more along the lines of: "ya, hickypoo you haven't been so funny the last couple of days. i notice from time to time you go through a period of unfunninity. that's ok, my darling. when that happens, i know it will be no time until you are back on you feet and possess more funniness than ever. it's alright to be grouchy for a day or two. in fact, that may be the best way to recharge your funny juice. because when you have regained the funny: watch out world, you will be peeing in your pants."
but cuddles didn't say that. why? because he isn't woman.
(now off to read the rant spewed in the direction of rockenpooper. what kid of name is that anyways?)
well it's the next day now, so i hope yer outta da funk kiddo.
you know what i'll have to say about this. you are just looking for external reinforcemnt from your friends. so i will play right into your hand. you are one of the funniest people i know. you are even funnier when in the company of me and/or others who are writers on this blog, and the one you name cuddles. my friend, you can't be funny every day. it's not possible. every second day-sure. five out of seven days-sometimes. but not everyday. no siree bob.
as for the comment on cuddles in this post, allow me to say this about men. they state the obvious. they do not know how to empathize. they tell the truth way to easily, and don't know how to put a positive spin on things so as to make their woman "feel better". maybe cuddles should have said something more along the lines of: "ya, hickypoo you haven't been so funny the last couple of days. i notice from time to time you go through a period of unfunninity. that's ok, my darling. when that happens, i know it will be no time until you are back on you feet and possess more funniness than ever. it's alright to be grouchy for a day or two. in fact, that may be the best way to recharge your funny juice. because when you have regained the funny: watch out world, you will be peeing in your pants."
but cuddles didn't say that. why? because he isn't woman.
(now off to read the rant spewed in the direction of rockenpooper. what kid of name is that anyways?)
I love the idea of "funny juice"
I'll have a vodka on the rocks with a twist of FJ.
the nectar of the comedians.
I'll have a vodka on the rocks with a twist of FJ.
the nectar of the comedians.
oh and thanks for ponting out that I was looking for external validation OOTG. That was awesome.
It's like:
"you are acting like a baby, but seeing as how I am mature enough to humour you, I will do so while pointing out your shortcomings"
Thanks, pal!
It's like:
"you are acting like a baby, but seeing as how I am mature enough to humour you, I will do so while pointing out your shortcomings"
Thanks, pal!
yup that's exactly what it's like. i'm a total bitch. wasn't trying to make you laugh oranything. i only mean harm to you.
why don't you girls just CALL EACH OTHER!!! Jeez! Go make Hickteeth funny again, will ya, OOTG? I am coming to montreal soon and the funny juices had better be a-flowin'!
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