A New Year's Date? I think Horny Old Patient asked for my phone number. I was trying to talk to him about his diabetic diet, and he was talking to me about his sciatic nerve pain, then he told me a joke, then he told me about eating shawarma. Finally I was fed up and said: "I have to go. Do you have any questions for me?". He said: "Yes.. how can I get in touch with you? Do you have a card?" Me: "I don't have my card on me, but if you want to see a dietitian after you are discharged, it wouldn't be me". Him: "I was thinking going for dinner..." But that last line was muttered under his breath so I can only say i'm *pretty sure* he said something about going for dinner. THEN he said something like: "You are young! Enjoy yourself. How old are you?"

This guy is hilarious!!! I hope I never see him again.  Ms. M ¶ 4:39 PM