Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Gertruzli!
Or : The Process
Often people ask me, Hickteeth, what is your PROCESS?
I start by singing a little song about it, that usually goes something like "dum-da-dum-dum-GOING", or something like that.
Then, after I make fun of what that strange fashion girl at work is wearing, I walk the 2 flights of stairs up.
Then I stop near the door... and listen... I might have to wait if someone is in there.
If not, I go on inside, pick a door, enter, sit and wait.
I sit very calmly, and very quietly and again...I listen... is anyone in the hallway? Is anyone on their way to the door? Is anyone thinking of coming to the door?
If the answers are no, I QUICKLY do what I need to do. This is a very hurried process and not for the faint-of-heart (or faint-of-bum).
Then, with a quick step, I leave and jog down the 2 flights back to my desk.
And that's the process!
Thanks for asking.
Please see Homestarrunner.com / SBEmails / The Process for inspiration! Hick Teeth ¶ 4:40 PM
Often people ask me, Hickteeth, what is your PROCESS?
I start by singing a little song about it, that usually goes something like "dum-da-dum-dum-GOING", or something like that.
Then, after I make fun of what that strange fashion girl at work is wearing, I walk the 2 flights of stairs up.
Then I stop near the door... and listen... I might have to wait if someone is in there.
If not, I go on inside, pick a door, enter, sit and wait.
I sit very calmly, and very quietly and again...I listen... is anyone in the hallway? Is anyone on their way to the door? Is anyone thinking of coming to the door?
If the answers are no, I QUICKLY do what I need to do. This is a very hurried process and not for the faint-of-heart (or faint-of-bum).
Then, with a quick step, I leave and jog down the 2 flights back to my desk.
And that's the process!
Thanks for asking.
Please see Homestarrunner.com / SBEmails / The Process for inspiration! Hick Teeth ¶ 4:40 PM
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thank you for this rendition of "the act". i was forever wondering how you went about the business. i fear that now my life is complete, and that there is little to live for. can this be so?
ask yourself, why has no one else commented on this "process" of mine?
Are they already dead due to their lives being complete?
Are they already dead due to their lives being complete?
perhaps so.
or: they are not as interested in "movements" as we are.
one seems more inclined to talk about her ass, while the other about how she feels lonely.
we are obvioulsy superior with out poo chatter.
or: they are not as interested in "movements" as we are.
one seems more inclined to talk about her ass, while the other about how she feels lonely.
we are obvioulsy superior with out poo chatter.
Jen-- this is hilarious! I poo at work all the time and was wondering what others go through to get the job done. Your process seems well thought out and is flawless. You go girl! Poo all you can at work. Poo, poo away.
And you know, it was very good representation of "the process" by strongbad, brought to us by homestarrunner. An impressive tribute! THanks!!!
And you know, it was very good representation of "the process" by strongbad, brought to us by homestarrunner. An impressive tribute! THanks!!!
You're welcome Ms.Ms.
I see that you understand the process and you should feel free to implement it at work if you like.
I do not hold a copyright on this process, you can rest assured. Or perhaps poo assured.
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I see that you understand the process and you should feel free to implement it at work if you like.
I do not hold a copyright on this process, you can rest assured. Or perhaps poo assured.
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