because i don't write as well as other people on the internet
or think of as interesting things to write about, today i am going to send you here
. (you see, it's a surprise, i'm not telling you what it is...) (not that it's that exciting, but i thought it would appeal to your demented-sex-obsessed-child-at-heart selves.)
and when you are finished reading that you can go here
for the follow up.