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Sunday, January 28, 2007
  A Toothbrush in my Pussy
Yes, that's right you read the title correctly.

I just discovered that my cat likes to eat my toothbrush!

EEEEEEWWWWWW.

I've had the cat for four months. I've had the toothbrush longer. I've used it many a times. How long has this cat been licking, biting, chewing my toothbrush.

EEEEEEWWWWWWW.

The faint taste of cat food in my mouth, the odd hair ball I cough up. IT's all making sense now.

EEEEEEWWWWWWW.

Lesson learned. The NEW toothbrush gets a case and will be kept in the medicine cabinet.

But what else does she get into while we are gone?! Must mount the secret kitty cam!
 
Comments:
ew ew and ew.
slight consolation : apparently cat's mouths are VERY clean... or was that dog's mouths?

Oh who knows, but all you can pray for is that she licked her privates AFTER licking the toothbrush.

BTW - you should keep your toothbrush in a cabinet anyway, as David Suziki points out the many many bacteria and gross stuff that lands on your toothbrush in the bathroom - think evaporation from the toilet.
 
Yes I did hear that everytime you flush your toilet little spraylets of toilet water diffuse into the air and land on your toothbrush.

Does everyone keep their toothbrush in a cabinet because of this?!
 
Yes, we ALL do.

And BTW - the title of your post is dirty dirty dirty!!!
 
ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!

I have cats and it's amazing what they get up to...

My t-brush is not in a cabinet! I have only a cabinet UNDER the sink, and there's no place in it! Am I brushing my teeth with poo just like MMe shenan??

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
 
You might be brushing your teeth with poo. Check your toothpaste, is it called "Poo Log toothpaste"?

Or " Excrement Enamel Exfoliant"?

then you may have a problem...
 
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