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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
  My Pleasure Chest
So what you really want to know about is what sex toys I've got stashed for Spoke, to give to him on vacation. You wanna know, I wanna provide.

What I am giving to Spoke is as follows (don't tell him, it's a surprize!!):

1) Massage cards: each one has a massage technique for various body parts. I assume there's no rub and tug action in the deck, it seems pretty tame. These were originally a gift for Mr. Rich & Powerful 2 years ago. He opened it, we never used it, then he dumped me, so I kept the deck of cards when I gave back some other stuff. Is it wrong to give it to Spoke? Mr. R&P and I never "enjoyed" the cards.

2) A good, expensive lubricant. Yes, vacation is time to bring anal sex into the relationship. I know Spoke can't wait for it... and I've made him wait a long time. Wish my butt luck!

3) A flavoured gel for oral sex. I thought it might be fun to taste like vanilla for a change.

4) The main course: A bullet vibrator that sits in a stretchy, textured cock ring, for his and her stimulation. This thing is POWERFUL! I can't wait. I wonder what the cock ring part will do for Spoke, though? I hope he's not scared of it when he sees it... It excited me, so I'm sure he's up for it!

Any thoughts of what else to bring??? (Clarification: For sex. I know about SPF 30, and sunglasses, first aid kit and all that!)
 
Comments:
Yes! Make sure to bring SPF 30, and sunglasses, first aid kit... oh crap. Nevermind.
 
Aloe lots and lots of Aloe Gel. For after sun and before sex.

on second thought with all the toys maybe you will never see the sun.

btw is your fancy toy by any chance called The diving dolphin?
 
Nope-- the new toy doesn't have a name... just came in a little ziplock from "Come as you are" on Queen West.

WHen I read Aloe, I thought you were gonna give me a good sexual use for it... but alas I see it is just for the protection of my skin.
 
haha! I JUST read, after I hit post: to use the ALoe Gel before sex. Why? To be more slippery for fun, or to ease the pain of the sunburn I'm bound to get and protect my skin from the friction of sex?
 
Aloe is just important and I will leave it at that. Bring a bottle and you will find out it's magic!
 
Shenan, you have piqued Spoke's interest. He's on a search for the Aloe!! Thanks for the tip!

For some reason, the suggestion seemed to bear more credibility when I told him it was your suggestion. I don't know why
 
I have that credible effect --- works on men, dogs and grandparents!
 
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