My Pleasure Chest
So what you really want to know about is what sex toys I've got stashed for Spoke, to give to him on vacation. You wanna know, I wanna provide.
What I am giving to Spoke is as follows (don't tell him, it's a surprize!!):
1) Massage cards: each one has a massage technique for various body parts. I assume there's no rub and tug action in the deck, it seems pretty tame. These were originally a gift for Mr. Rich & Powerful 2 years ago. He opened it, we never used it, then he dumped me, so I kept the deck of cards when I gave back some other stuff. Is it wrong to give it to Spoke? Mr. R&P and I never "enjoyed" the cards.
2) A good, expensive lubricant. Yes, vacation is time to bring anal sex into the relationship. I know Spoke can't wait for it... and I've made him wait a long time. Wish my butt luck!
3) A flavoured gel for oral sex. I thought it might be fun to taste like vanilla for a change.
4) The main course: A bullet vibrator that sits in a stretchy, textured cock ring, for his and her stimulation. This thing is POWERFUL! I can't wait. I wonder what the cock ring part will do for Spoke, though? I hope he's not scared of it when he sees it... It excited me, so I'm sure he's up for it!
Any thoughts of what else to bring??? (Clarification: For sex. I know about SPF 30, and sunglasses, first aid kit and all that!)