Tuesday, September 05, 2006
A Clear Winner
If I must say so myself, Spoke did a good job of raking in the points this weekend, with family, friends and yours truly. You know I want you girls to tell me what you think of him... you know I do... but until you tell me, I would like to list off some of the things he did this weekend that scored points with me.
1) Drove the whole way to Montreal, Ste. Agathe, back to Montreal, and then Toronto
2) Knowing what a Dirty Sanchez is, and revealing so in such a hilarious manner
3) Stepping up to one of OOTG's inappropriate questions: "So, is he good in bed?", with a: "I'm pretty good, aren't I?"
4) Trying to dress conservatively for my parents
5) Staying up late chatting with my brother and watching Saturday Night Live after I fell asleep
6) All the rockin' sex (and oral). I had to throw that in because it upset OOTG so much last time.
7) Losing at mini putt, Boggle, then the "spot the Matrix cars for sexual favours" game.
8) Not commenting on the atrocious amount of M&M's I ate at Tali's house
9) Staying even-tempered when I get hyper
10) Telling me he really likes you guys.
SO? SO? SO? SO? SO? I want the scoop from alla y'all. If not here, than email moi. Or don't, but I'll disown you. Ms. M ¶ 9:33 PM
1) Drove the whole way to Montreal, Ste. Agathe, back to Montreal, and then Toronto
2) Knowing what a Dirty Sanchez is, and revealing so in such a hilarious manner
3) Stepping up to one of OOTG's inappropriate questions: "So, is he good in bed?", with a: "I'm pretty good, aren't I?"
4) Trying to dress conservatively for my parents
5) Staying up late chatting with my brother and watching Saturday Night Live after I fell asleep
6) All the rockin' sex (and oral). I had to throw that in because it upset OOTG so much last time.
7) Losing at mini putt, Boggle, then the "spot the Matrix cars for sexual favours" game.
8) Not commenting on the atrocious amount of M&M's I ate at Tali's house
9) Staying even-tempered when I get hyper
10) Telling me he really likes you guys.
SO? SO? SO? SO? SO? I want the scoop from alla y'all. If not here, than email moi. Or don't, but I'll disown you. Ms. M ¶ 9:33 PM
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obviously you haven't checked your voicemail where I called specifically to tell you that I'm glad he's into oral sex... I mean to tell you that we liked him a lot.
And that I was sorry I didn't have more time to get to know him better.
And BTW, while you and Spoke were playing silly games, Cuddles and I 69ed all night.
And that I was sorry I didn't have more time to get to know him better.
And BTW, while you and Spoke were playing silly games, Cuddles and I 69ed all night.
You're kidding!!?? OMG, Spoke and I had THE BEST (and our first) 69 the night after Tali's thing. Wow... we're like 69-bonded or something. I'm serious, it totally rocked!!
I did get your message and was going to add a line in about getting your message.... sorry, i forgot. I appreciated your message.
my word verification is "oryjg" what a coincidence!! it was an orjgy of 69s on Sunday night, but all at different homes. Who else 69ed?
I did get your message and was going to add a line in about getting your message.... sorry, i forgot. I appreciated your message.
my word verification is "oryjg" what a coincidence!! it was an orjgy of 69s on Sunday night, but all at different homes. Who else 69ed?
I meant that Hickteeth and I are 69-bonded, not me and SPoke... though after SUnday night,I'd say that he and I are pretty well bonded too.
nono, for Cuddles and I it was Saturday night. So obviously, we "win" because we did it first. Though this was not the first time. So we really really win.
All that porn talk at Tali's did light another fire though - despite being on the rag and all. Ya gotta make due ya know.
This is getting gross, like the convo at Tal's did, we just gotta outdo each other don't we? I'm grosser! no I Am!
also, I've never been 69 bonded to anyone. Is that a good thing?
Also - Ms M - do you remember all the half-drunken talk about engagement rings from Cuddles? I was all "what the?". Get a few glasses of wine in the boy and everything comes up roses I tell ya!
All that porn talk at Tali's did light another fire though - despite being on the rag and all. Ya gotta make due ya know.
This is getting gross, like the convo at Tal's did, we just gotta outdo each other don't we? I'm grosser! no I Am!
also, I've never been 69 bonded to anyone. Is that a good thing?
Also - Ms M - do you remember all the half-drunken talk about engagement rings from Cuddles? I was all "what the?". Get a few glasses of wine in the boy and everything comes up roses I tell ya!
I remember the talk (and the 69 hmmmmm, mmmmm.... yeah).... was that the first such talk? and at the tali's dinner table!!? Wow! I wonder what's up his sleeve, hmmmmmm????
I don't think you "win" cause as I remember, as a relationship goes on, the sex dwindles, so as a girl in a new relationship, I think I win, even though there's no way i'm getting a ring, cause I am having more sex than you could shake a stick at... wouldn't that qualify me as the grand winner??
and yes, we have to outdo each other.
So, we haven't had anal sex yet. I am worried cause once you go there, you have to do it again... and again and again, cause guys like it so much, and i'm not sure i would want it to be a part of our normal repertoire. I have only really done it with guys I wasn't with for very long or broke up with (ie: Magic Man and Bendee).
When is the right time to introduce anal into a relationship?
Am I outgrossing anyone yet?
I don't think you "win" cause as I remember, as a relationship goes on, the sex dwindles, so as a girl in a new relationship, I think I win, even though there's no way i'm getting a ring, cause I am having more sex than you could shake a stick at... wouldn't that qualify me as the grand winner??
and yes, we have to outdo each other.
So, we haven't had anal sex yet. I am worried cause once you go there, you have to do it again... and again and again, cause guys like it so much, and i'm not sure i would want it to be a part of our normal repertoire. I have only really done it with guys I wasn't with for very long or broke up with (ie: Magic Man and Bendee).
When is the right time to introduce anal into a relationship?
Am I outgrossing anyone yet?
# posted by 
: 4:27 PM
: 4:27 PM
ok, a few points here:
1. WHAT DID I MISS AT TALI'S THE OTHER NIGHT. I can't believe i had the audacity to go home! why did no one tell me what was going to ensue, i WOULD HAVE MADE THE EFFORT TO STAY AWAKE. My lord!
2. When inquiring: "so what went on last night after I left", I was met with "just talking"s and "oh we hung out for a bit"s... no one mentioned that porn and engagement rings were discussed. am i not worthy of knowing this?
3. the c and I 69ed about 3 weeks ago. we beat you all.
4. you're right, once you go anal, you can't go back. stay away from it as long as possible.
5. magic man stuck it up you anus??? well i never....!!
6. why didn't anyone tell me we were having a grossing out contest? did you not want me to enter because you KNOW that i would WIN?
7. please note that comment #2 is from me. and that in the 40 billion comments that followed it, no one even noticed taht i said anything. what's up with that?
(as per, i feel a little left out...)
1. WHAT DID I MISS AT TALI'S THE OTHER NIGHT. I can't believe i had the audacity to go home! why did no one tell me what was going to ensue, i WOULD HAVE MADE THE EFFORT TO STAY AWAKE. My lord!
2. When inquiring: "so what went on last night after I left", I was met with "just talking"s and "oh we hung out for a bit"s... no one mentioned that porn and engagement rings were discussed. am i not worthy of knowing this?
3. the c and I 69ed about 3 weeks ago. we beat you all.
4. you're right, once you go anal, you can't go back. stay away from it as long as possible.
5. magic man stuck it up you anus??? well i never....!!
6. why didn't anyone tell me we were having a grossing out contest? did you not want me to enter because you KNOW that i would WIN?
7. please note that comment #2 is from me. and that in the 40 billion comments that followed it, no one even noticed taht i said anything. what's up with that?
(as per, i feel a little left out...)
# posted by : 8:13 AM
: 8:13 AM
yes ootg, he really likes you guys and I actually think he was able to keep up with us! ... a keeper, I think. For now, anyway.
Good point: staying away from anal for as long as possible. maybe i'll just save it for vacations, holidays, and anniversaries.... or something like that. Good thing we have NONE of those coming up!!! (and therefore, nothing coming up my cornholio!)
OOTG, please, please, please try to out-gross us!! i would really enjoy that show.
Good point: staying away from anal for as long as possible. maybe i'll just save it for vacations, holidays, and anniversaries.... or something like that. Good thing we have NONE of those coming up!!! (and therefore, nothing coming up my cornholio!)
OOTG, please, please, please try to out-gross us!! i would really enjoy that show.
First off OOTG, your comment was a comment.. nothing to add or take away from it,which is prob why we didn't write anything. But so be it :
Yes OOTG, definitely a keeper.
Moving along, when did anal start popping into the comments section? Sheesh! I am a little afraid to "go there" since certain people's wankers are bigger than any log that has ever had the opportunity to shed forth from my poop-shoot. Therefore, the size issue is a concern for me. There I said it.
Also - do you win because your relationship is newer? You are supposed to 69 etc at that point. If you are still doing it beyond the "new" stage, THEN I think you win. In this respect, 8 years later, OOTG and the C are clear winners.
Happy OOTG?
And finally, no Ms M it was not the first mention of it, it was the second. The first time was really in passing...
Yes OOTG, definitely a keeper.
Moving along, when did anal start popping into the comments section? Sheesh! I am a little afraid to "go there" since certain people's wankers are bigger than any log that has ever had the opportunity to shed forth from my poop-shoot. Therefore, the size issue is a concern for me. There I said it.
Also - do you win because your relationship is newer? You are supposed to 69 etc at that point. If you are still doing it beyond the "new" stage, THEN I think you win. In this respect, 8 years later, OOTG and the C are clear winners.
Happy OOTG?
And finally, no Ms M it was not the first mention of it, it was the second. The first time was really in passing...
yeah, ootg and the c win, since they are still 69ing after 9 years. WOW.
But thanks girls for the congrats on first time 69! isn't that a momentuous occasion or something? And in my parents' house!! woohoo!!
as for anal... it's surprizing how elastic the rectum can be. i haven't had anything massive in there, but haven't felt discomfort from things that have gone up my "poop shoot", thanks for referring to it that way, Hickteeth.
But thanks girls for the congrats on first time 69! isn't that a momentuous occasion or something? And in my parents' house!! woohoo!!
as for anal... it's surprizing how elastic the rectum can be. i haven't had anything massive in there, but haven't felt discomfort from things that have gone up my "poop shoot", thanks for referring to it that way, Hickteeth.
and thank YOU Ms M, for the graphic detail about what has and has not been up there.
I think we all appreciate the openness and honesty with which you have approached the... oh c'mon! Do we really need to talk about how comfy having a hard penis is our anus is? I mean really ladies!
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I think we all appreciate the openness and honesty with which you have approached the... oh c'mon! Do we really need to talk about how comfy having a hard penis is our anus is? I mean really ladies!
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