Monday, April 17, 2006
Overheard at the Ms.' House...
Mrs: "Yesterday I cut everyone very small pieces of cheesecake. How much do you want today?"
Mr: " More than yesterday."
Mrs: "A sliver?"
Mr: "A slaver."
Ms. Ms.: (giggling fit... a slaver!!)
Mrs (to Mr): "Remember that time someone tweaked your tussie in the gym locker room?"
Mrs (to Ms.): "You never were very good at blowing your nose".
Ms (to Brother): "Just because something is for sale, it doesn't mean you BUY IT!!" (referring to 11 year old 46" TV, which would make his 4th TV at home.. BTW, he bought it)
Aunt R: "I think we'll head home now because Ms. Ms. is sick and coughing and.... I'm sure she'd rather be alone." (what she WANTED to say is that she felt icky around my germs!!!)
Mr: "Now, I'm no expert on purses...."
Mrs: "By now you should be!!!"
Mrs: "I always thought Hickteeth was pretty"
Ms. Ms: "Well, Mum, you were always right."
Mrs: "Ms. M, one of these days, you are going to have to learn how to hork up your phlegm." Ms. M ¶ 11:02 AM
Mr: " More than yesterday."
Mrs: "A sliver?"
Mr: "A slaver."
Ms. Ms.: (giggling fit... a slaver!!)
Mrs (to Mr): "Remember that time someone tweaked your tussie in the gym locker room?"
Mrs (to Ms.): "You never were very good at blowing your nose".
Ms (to Brother): "Just because something is for sale, it doesn't mean you BUY IT!!" (referring to 11 year old 46" TV, which would make his 4th TV at home.. BTW, he bought it)
Aunt R: "I think we'll head home now because Ms. Ms. is sick and coughing and.... I'm sure she'd rather be alone." (what she WANTED to say is that she felt icky around my germs!!!)
Mr: "Now, I'm no expert on purses...."
Mrs: "By now you should be!!!"
Mrs: "I always thought Hickteeth was pretty"
Ms. Ms: "Well, Mum, you were always right."
Mrs: "Ms. M, one of these days, you are going to have to learn how to hork up your phlegm." Ms. M ¶ 11:02 AM
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So basically Ms.Ms., your mom is a kook.
Now we know where you get it from.
And I'm glad she always thought I was "pretty". I always thought she was pretty too... pretty wacky!
And I always thought Ms.Ms was very pretty.
The rest of you Our Five Centers are ok too,... I guess.
Now we know where you get it from.
And I'm glad she always thought I was "pretty". I always thought she was pretty too... pretty wacky!
And I always thought Ms.Ms was very pretty.
The rest of you Our Five Centers are ok too,... I guess.
Also - how can one be "not good at" blowing your nose?!?
1. press tissue onto nose.
2. blow.
3. wipe up any "loose cannons"
4. place tissue in garbage recepticle.
Which of the above are you having trouble with Ms Ms?
1. press tissue onto nose.
2. blow.
3. wipe up any "loose cannons"
4. place tissue in garbage recepticle.
Which of the above are you having trouble with Ms Ms?
well...my mum never told me this until the weekend past, but apparently, she has always felt my blow has been too light. She wants to see me really go for it, to blow that snot with all my might. And this weekend.... I did. Mum was pleased.
It's so nice when families can communicate with ease and really tell each other what they think.
isn't it?
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isn't it?
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