Thursday, January 05, 2006
tiny tidbits of tushy treasure
To continue with the theme of inserting things between one's cheeks...
I made another emergentcy run to the lingerie store (please see blog entitled "tying up some loose ends") and went on a thongavaganza.
There was a major sale on and digging through bins (bins of underwear!) reminded me of my Wallue Willage (as we called it) days, only I was digging for as little material as I could find. The stringiest, smallest, lease offensive threads that will hopefully go unnoticed by my over-sensitive crack. Too much material makes for a sad bum.
Why the sudden rush you may ask?
I need these little morsels of elastic for my trip to LA - lookout Ms.Kay! Here comes Hicky!
Also : now that I am packin' panties, I wonder : is it very wrong to wear before washing? I'm leaving tomorrow! How clean are the factories? Do delivery men suck on the bum bits dreaming of assilingus? Hick Teeth ¶ 3:33 PM
I made another emergentcy run to the lingerie store (please see blog entitled "tying up some loose ends") and went on a thongavaganza.
There was a major sale on and digging through bins (bins of underwear!) reminded me of my Wallue Willage (as we called it) days, only I was digging for as little material as I could find. The stringiest, smallest, lease offensive threads that will hopefully go unnoticed by my over-sensitive crack. Too much material makes for a sad bum.
Why the sudden rush you may ask?
I need these little morsels of elastic for my trip to LA - lookout Ms.Kay! Here comes Hicky!
Also : now that I am packin' panties, I wonder : is it very wrong to wear before washing? I'm leaving tomorrow! How clean are the factories? Do delivery men suck on the bum bits dreaming of assilingus? Hick Teeth ¶ 3:33 PM
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Pathetically, I am commenting on my own blog.. for when the story of the digging for thongs was re-told to Cuddles he said " ew, digging through bins of underwear that you know have been pawed by so many other people!"
Well, I guess that answers the wear before washng question.
"pawed" - makes me think of oily french-fry fingers.
Also - this morning there was a spider on my toothbrush. On the brush part.
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Well, I guess that answers the wear before washng question.
"pawed" - makes me think of oily french-fry fingers.
Also - this morning there was a spider on my toothbrush. On the brush part.
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