Monday, January 23, 2006
The score
I have no excuse for the lack of blentries from my end, except to say that I can't think of any!
Defintely a lack of both trying and interesting things that have happened to me, but here's a little tid-bit:
After a nice snackner (snack-dinner) at OOTG's place, her hubby, the C decides that he will go downstairs and chillax on the couch in front of his TV. I say my goodbyes - I'm on my way out - and he says :
"Bye Hick. Oh and OOTG, if you feel like sucking cock, you know where I'll be."
HAHahahaHAHAH!!!!!
Directness : 1 point
Hilarity : 3 points
Mental image : -2 points
________________________
Total 2 points!
Final Score :
The C : 2 points
Our Five Cents : 0 Hick Teeth ¶ 9:51 AM
Defintely a lack of both trying and interesting things that have happened to me, but here's a little tid-bit:
After a nice snackner (snack-dinner) at OOTG's place, her hubby, the C decides that he will go downstairs and chillax on the couch in front of his TV. I say my goodbyes - I'm on my way out - and he says :
"Bye Hick. Oh and OOTG, if you feel like sucking cock, you know where I'll be."
HAHahahaHAHAH!!!!!
Directness : 1 point
Hilarity : 3 points
Mental image : -2 points
________________________
Total 2 points!
Final Score :
The C : 2 points
Our Five Cents : 0 Hick Teeth ¶ 9:51 AM
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thank you, oh dear hick, for this insightful look into my life. if i had know that all you need to start posting anew on said blog was a trip to my abode for some inspiration, i would have invited you long ago.
but, i digress, as i really see the score being settled in this manner:
directness: 1
hilarity: 3 (i can give him that, he always sounds funny when he propositions me. our life is very funny, as he propositions me ALOT.)
mental image: -2
# days that won't get sucked as a result of this hilarity occuring in front of a friend: -7
TOTAL:
the c: -5
our 5 cents: +5 (for bringing the likes of our friend hick back to us.)
but, i digress, as i really see the score being settled in this manner:
directness: 1
hilarity: 3 (i can give him that, he always sounds funny when he propositions me. our life is very funny, as he propositions me ALOT.)
mental image: -2
# days that won't get sucked as a result of this hilarity occuring in front of a friend: -7
TOTAL:
the c: -5
our 5 cents: +5 (for bringing the likes of our friend hick back to us.)
LOL !!!
I haven't heard anything so hilarious in a long time... that is more funny and shocking than me almost having a 3some with Ilan's roommate and roommate's boyfriend/ lover !!!!
Cara.... sounds like you've got quite a "job" ahead of you...
I haven't heard anything so hilarious in a long time... that is more funny and shocking than me almost having a 3some with Ilan's roommate and roommate's boyfriend/ lover !!!!
Cara.... sounds like you've got quite a "job" ahead of you...
1.look, i say, if youre gonna have a threesome, have it with another woman. although the double penetration i have viewed in the days of porn looks "interesting". (enjoy said image.)
2. and, this maybe more funny, but it certainly ain't more shoking! (look who who said it! the c wanting a job? NO shock there!)
2. and, this maybe more funny, but it certainly ain't more shoking! (look who who said it! the c wanting a job? NO shock there!)
Ms. Ms - a what? with who? Is this THE Ilan?
He has a male lover/roomate?
Aside from the usual - my life is so boring - comments - please tell this story of Almost-ness!
PLEASE!
He has a male lover/roomate?
Aside from the usual - my life is so boring - comments - please tell this story of Almost-ness!
PLEASE!
As another point of (very embarassing) comparison to my life at this moment :
(compare to : Ms.Ms. getting propositioned and various multitudes of other action-including events, OOTG's man always "ready to be sucked")
Hick's life : "Cuddles, if we don't have sex soon, my vag will shrivel and dry up like a raisin!"
Cuddles : I know but I've been working 19 hour days - well don't worry, I have plans for you tonigh......snnnzzzssznzn (sound of snoring)
I KID YOU NOT.
(compare to : Ms.Ms. getting propositioned and various multitudes of other action-including events, OOTG's man always "ready to be sucked")
Hick's life : "Cuddles, if we don't have sex soon, my vag will shrivel and dry up like a raisin!"
Cuddles : I know but I've been working 19 hour days - well don't worry, I have plans for you tonigh......snnnzzzssznzn (sound of snoring)
I KID YOU NOT.
That was a HILARIOUS post. And the comments...also funny. How did we manage to be such a funny group of gals. I'll post tonight..fill you in on my week of fun with RO ;)
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