Sunday, May 14, 2006
Apology to Seat 34C
Okay, um, hi. I would just like to issue this public apology to the girl sitting next to me in Seat 34C.
Firstly, I’m sorry for waking you up for my second vodka cranberry. I didn’t mean to startle you. Yes it was probably rude of me to shout across the isle and down the galley when I could have just pressed my call button. So I’m sorry for that.
Secondly, I’m sorry for those tiny red dots of cranberry juice you may or may not have all over you and which you may or may not notice when you go home or go to launder your clothes. You see I got a little clumsy with my ice and, well, you were fast asleep and you did not realize that one of the ice cubes jumped out and splashed back into the cup and sprayed droplets everywhere. If you are reading this please let me know and I will take care of the dry cleaning on that lovely white cardigan you were wearing.
Finally, while I am at it, I will also apologize for the tuna salad sandwich I had for lunch. Yes, I’m sure it didn’t make my breath the freshest nor did it sit terribly well in my stomach. So sorry for that too.
Thank you for your patients Seat 34C.
Now if man in 29B who kept blocking the TV screen so I couldn’t watch the movie could please step forward. ---- I’m waiting for my apology!!! Madame Shenanigan ¶ 11:12 AM
Firstly, I’m sorry for waking you up for my second vodka cranberry. I didn’t mean to startle you. Yes it was probably rude of me to shout across the isle and down the galley when I could have just pressed my call button. So I’m sorry for that.
Secondly, I’m sorry for those tiny red dots of cranberry juice you may or may not have all over you and which you may or may not notice when you go home or go to launder your clothes. You see I got a little clumsy with my ice and, well, you were fast asleep and you did not realize that one of the ice cubes jumped out and splashed back into the cup and sprayed droplets everywhere. If you are reading this please let me know and I will take care of the dry cleaning on that lovely white cardigan you were wearing.
Finally, while I am at it, I will also apologize for the tuna salad sandwich I had for lunch. Yes, I’m sure it didn’t make my breath the freshest nor did it sit terribly well in my stomach. So sorry for that too.
Thank you for your patients Seat 34C.
Now if man in 29B who kept blocking the TV screen so I couldn’t watch the movie could please step forward. ---- I’m waiting for my apology!!! Madame Shenanigan ¶ 11:12 AM
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I think you can add new blog names to that list.
I thought you had only link to the blog, how can you make up a new name and be a contributor to this blog too?
I thought you had only link to the blog, how can you make up a new name and be a contributor to this blog too?
BTW - this entry made me laugh. Poor white cartigan!
At least it isn't as bad as when OOTG's brother, let's call him "Maple Syrup", got his shoes STOLEN on a plane and had to descend with bare feet.
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At least it isn't as bad as when OOTG's brother, let's call him "Maple Syrup", got his shoes STOLEN on a plane and had to descend with bare feet.
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