>
our 5 cents
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
  "Wake Up, Wake Up, Brush Your Teeth"
What a start to a Tuesday. The above little ditty is now stuck in my head for the day, I'm sure.

"Wake Up, Wake Up, Brush Your Teeth".

A Philipino mum was singing it to her baby, as she tried to bottlefeed her. The child weighs under 5 lb, and was bundled up in pyjamas, a fleecy blanket and had her little pink hat on. Of course a preemie would rather sleep than eat, especially when cozy and warm like that. So the nurse stepped in on the little ditty and subtle rocking of the baby to awake her and little Gerry-Lynn got unwrapped and opened her eyes.

"Wake Up, Wake Up, Brush Your Teeth".

Back with the feeding, back with the little ditty. Preemies don't have teeth, Mommy!!!

Then Gerry-Lynn puked. Mum reclined her a little bit and was scolded by the nurse, who was inserting an IV in another child, for not burping her sooner, and was told to tilt her forward, so that she doesn't choke and so all the gooey formula goodness can spill over mum's pants.

"Wake Up, Wake Up, Brush Your Teeth".

Once wiped free of vomit, Gerry-Lynn finished her bottle.

I hope this song is now in your heads, and not in mine!!!
 
Comments:
Fortunately I have no idea how the tune to the words go so it's not stuck in my head. But if you want to play that game.

"Common shake your body baby do that conga. You know you can't control yourself any longa!"

sing it with me...

"Feel the rythm and the music getting stronga....."
 
DAMN YOU MISS KAY!!

That is the WORST song to have in one's head!!

For crying out loud!!
 
Don't choo fight it, do it try it, do the conga beat!!!
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

Previously on Our 5 Cents
Does liking cheesy love songs make me weird?
Stealing the Odd
The Weirdness-Tag
Y'All Are It
What am I, some kind of masochist?
Sadness
Do you know somebody on The Patch?
Small Pox? Who cares! SALES!
We are so far behind
Our Girl

Archives
October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / June 2006 / July 2006 / August 2006 / September 2006 / October 2006 / November 2006 / December 2006 / January 2007 / February 2007 / March 2007 / April 2007 / May 2007 / June 2007 / August 2007 / October 2007 / January 2008 / October 2008 / November 2008 /


Powered by Blogger