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I received an email a few days ago of most utter hilarity. I never thought my blog could be a way to meet men, but once again, life doesn't cease to surprize me. Usually it happens in disappointing, raunchy or perplexing ways. This one teeters between raunchy and perplexing. Please note this man's spectacular use of English vocabulary.
Subject: Mrs M...tag your it..
Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 21:25:07 -0400
>>intrestimg blog>>> very informative>>>>lol>Me Mtl guy 31 yrs. 6ft 190# athletik brwn hair/eyes fit and fun>> IM the guy your mom warned you about...lol.... Id love to hear more from you..IM curious what ethnicity r you ...Im single and work in restaurantation and would enjoy some mature company..drop me a line Jered...
Ms. M
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Subject: Mrs M...tag your it..
Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 21:25:07 -0400
>>intrestimg blog>>> very informative>>>>lol>Me Mtl guy 31 yrs. 6ft 190# athletik brwn hair/eyes fit and fun>>
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i dunno but i think ms. ms. has a bit of a problem decifering "junk" mail from real mail. (this is the second time! i mean, she thought tom was for real when he wanted our blog for the top 10!)
further, if it is real, i will not allow you to date a guy who cannot spell. i don't care how big his cock is and how satisfying he is in bed.
further, if it is real, i will not allow you to date a guy who cannot spell. i don't care how big his cock is and how satisfying he is in bed.
Haven't you watched DateLine and all those other new shows with the stories of the internet predators. STAY AWAY. Or he will ask you to put the lotion on the skin and then in the basket!
By the way - that was meant to say NEWS shows not new shows. They are old shows that portray NEWS meant to scare us from our every day lives, like simple activities such as meeting strangers on the internet!
So much has happened blog-wise this weekend I feel so out of it!
Where do I start?
Oh, I know where - OOTG - are you Mailing Brownines to Miss Kay or something? Am I not on the brownie-mailling list too? (Or I can just come and pick them up...
Next - Nice honeymoon Miss Kay. honestly. Pancakes made by the sig other in California on a beautiful weekend morning sounds just about right.
Also, I'd totally put you on a reality travel show in a second!
Ok.. gotta change entries and comment somewhere else.
Where do I start?
Oh, I know where - OOTG - are you Mailing Brownines to Miss Kay or something? Am I not on the brownie-mailling list too? (Or I can just come and pick them up...
Next - Nice honeymoon Miss Kay. honestly. Pancakes made by the sig other in California on a beautiful weekend morning sounds just about right.
Also, I'd totally put you on a reality travel show in a second!
Ok.. gotta change entries and comment somewhere else.
More for this entry ; OOTG, I don't think this is a junk comment since it is personalized.
But I have to admit - ya gotta be brave to hit on someome through their ex-boyfriend blog. I mean after reading all that stuff you'd have to ask yourself:
1. can I measure up to some of the hunky slabs of man-meat mentioned on this site?
2. Will I end up on here when / if we start dating?
3. Will she write about the size of my penis? (yes)
4. How the sex was? (yes)
5. The fact that I stunk up her bathroom on the first date? (abso-frikkin-lutely!)
6. My Oedipus complex and my back hair? (I shur hope so!)
so you can see by the above that he is a pretty confident soul. And maybe this means a good looking one too. With a "hefty shaft".
Hmm.. "Jered" is starting to look good. Pls pass on co-ordiunates for "Jered".
Thx.
But I have to admit - ya gotta be brave to hit on someome through their ex-boyfriend blog. I mean after reading all that stuff you'd have to ask yourself:
1. can I measure up to some of the hunky slabs of man-meat mentioned on this site?
2. Will I end up on here when / if we start dating?
3. Will she write about the size of my penis? (yes)
4. How the sex was? (yes)
5. The fact that I stunk up her bathroom on the first date? (abso-frikkin-lutely!)
6. My Oedipus complex and my back hair? (I shur hope so!)
so you can see by the above that he is a pretty confident soul. And maybe this means a good looking one too. With a "hefty shaft".
Hmm.. "Jered" is starting to look good. Pls pass on co-ordiunates for "Jered".
Thx.
it wasn't junk mail-- it came to my hotmail-- i am sure he read my blog and thought i was a "done deal" because i've been writing about being horny!! I guess that's the price you pay for being "hard up", so to speak. Though.... I don't think I"ll be taking advantage of Jered. Though he does make himself sound quite tasty....
THink I should blog about him on the other blog? Or is that just rude.
Hickteeth, you are right: his penis size, sexual skill and stamina, and unsightly physical traits would be plastered over the net!!
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THink I should blog about him on the other blog? Or is that just rude.
Hickteeth, you are right: his penis size, sexual skill and stamina, and unsightly physical traits would be plastered over the net!!
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